אהובים עלי במיוחד וגרמו לי לשאוג מצחוק עכשיו:
I don't like your jerk-off name. I don't like your jerk-off face. I don't like your jerk-off behavior, and I don't like you, jerk-off.
פרסיליה מלכת המדבר:
Is it true when you were born the doctor turned around and slapped your mother?
what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. ...
Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it... and may God have mercy on your soul.
אחד הגדולים מכולם - קיס קיס בנג בנג:
Perry:...Look up "idiot" in the dictionary. You know what you'll find?
Harry: A picture of me?
Perry: No! The definition of the word idiot, which you fucking are!
הכי טוב שיש:
Receptionist: How do you write women so well?
Melvin Udall: I think of a man, and I take away reason and accountability.
Interrogation Cop: You know what happens if you do another turn in the joint?
Hockney: Fuck your father in the shower and then have a snack? Are you going to charge me dickhead?
Les Grossman: First, take a big step back... and literally, FUCK YOUR OWN FACE!
For me, you're somewhere between a cockroach and that white stuff that accumulates at the corner of your mouth when you're really thirsty.